Today is Monday, January 24th, 2011; Karen's Korner #1996

First day of the week, a good opportunity to share a  couple of 'Holy Humor' items, taken from an email forwarded by Mariel Betts:
 
 
A Sunday School  teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys  and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand  shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the  kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?"  the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who  does art in Heaven... "
 
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People want the  front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

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Sunday  after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter  what the lesson was about.
The daughter  answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your  quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.  Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea  and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school  lesson was about.
He said "Be not  afraid, thy comforter is  coming."
 
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The minister was  preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money  than they were expecting for repairs to the church  building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that  the regular organist was sick and a substitute had  been brought in at the last minute. The substitute  wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of  the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll  have to think of something to play after I make  the announcement about the finances."
During  the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the  roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and  we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment,  the substitute organist played "The Star  Spangled Banner."
And that is how the  substitute became the regular  organist!
 
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And something forwarded to us by Jana Burkheimer (we had just heard about this from my sister and brother-in-law a few hours before):
 
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates....
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11,
11/11/11 .........

NOW go figure this out ....
take the last 2 digits of the year you were born
plus the age you will be this year,
and it WILL EQUAL .... 111!
 
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NO MATTER HOW YOU DO IT, IT'S 111 .... Strange!!
No doubt!
 

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