Today is Thursday, December 1st, 2011; Karen's Korner #2204
Last week I included several cute jokes; here is one more (and last!) installment of "365 Clean Jokes" flip-calendar:
Sunday School teacher:
Now, Charlie, what can you tell me about Goliath?
Charlie: Goliath was the man David rocked to sleep.
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Passenger: Are you sure this train stops at San Francisco??
Conductor: If it doesn't, you'll hear an awful splash!
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A man was speeding down the highway.
An officer pulled him over and gave him a ticket.
After staring at it, the driver asked,
"When is the raffle?"
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Grandma: Were you a good girl at church today, Missy?
Missy: Yes, I was. When the nice man offered me a whole plate of money,
I said, "No, thank you."
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Mom: Where's your brother?
Sam: Well, if the ice is as thick as he thinks,
he's skating.
But it it's as thin as I think it is,
he's swimming.
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Lawyer to defendant:
Do you wish to challenge any of the jury members?
Defendant: Well, I think I could take the guy on the end.
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How many missionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, and thirty natives to see the light.
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Dad: What happened to your eye?
Keith: I was staring at a ball from afar,
and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Swimmer: Are you sure there aren't any sharks along this beach?
Lifeguard: Oh, yes, I'm sure.
They don't get along well with the alligators!
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What did Noah say as he was loading the ark?
"Now I herd everything."
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Judge: The last time I saw you,
I told you I didn't want to ever see you again.
Defendant: I told that to the policeman, but he didn't believe me.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class,
"What did Jesus say about people getting married?
Little Johnny quickly answered,
"Jesus said, 'Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.'"
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