Happy St. Patrick's Day! Today's Karen's Korner is a pass-along email from Kevin (or Judy!) Ofstethun:
I HOPE MINE IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOURS.
HOUSE FOR SALE
Many rooms with a master suite
Open floor plan for peace
Large eat-in grace
Fenced in mercy with room for expansion
Son room with a marvelous view of salvation
Pool of milk and honey in the back
Pearly gates in front
The only way to the Father is through the Son
$0.00 - Calvary - Owner financing
Friendly angelic neighbors.
Great family and friends.
Praise the Lord all day and night.
Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with
matching wings. Bring a friend and get a reward.
For more information, call your local agent or
representative - Name, address and phone number listed below.
NAME: Jesus Christ
ADDRESS: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold
PHONE: Dial John 3:16