A bit of church humor; a portion of a popular "pass around email" titled, "redneck churches":

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses  to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season  is recognized as an official church holiday.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people think "rapture" is  what you get when you lift something too heavy.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.
  
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now!! Ya Hear"