Today is Wednesday, May 11th, 2005; Karen's Korner #543

A neat pass-along email from Jim Bossard:
 
Regardless of  make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the  Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units  code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in the reproduction of the  same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically  termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as  "SIN."

Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:

[a] Loss of  direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal  emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h]  Rebellion
[i] Jealousy

The Manufacturer is providing factory  authorized repair service free of charge to correct the SIN defect. The  Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered to bear the  entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. To repeat, there is  no fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through  the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the  Repair Technician, Christ, into the heart component of the human  unit.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will replace  it with:

[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e]  Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
[I]  Self-control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further  details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer  has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct  monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, the  Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up  residence on the premises.


WARNING:   Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the  Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too  numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the destruction of the  human unit.

Thank you for your immediate attention. Please assist by  notifying others of this important recall notice!

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