Why not learn to enjoy little things --
there are so many of them!
~
The condition of a man
can best be judged
by what he takes two at a time --
the stairs or their pills.
~
You know you're getting older
when all the names in your
black book
have M.D. after them.
~ Arnold Palmer
~
Youth is a period when we're looking
for greener fields.
Middle age is when
we can hardly mow what we've got!
~
Did you know the word
'listen'
contains the same letters as the word
'silent'?
~
If you want happiness for an hour,
take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day,
go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year,
inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime,
help someone else.
~