Today is Monday, June 13th, 2011; Karen's Korner #2086
Last installment from "Simple Treasures" flip calendar; these have a bent toward sports:
When future historians study our culture,
they could easily come to the conclusion
that what we're really
thankful for is
football.
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Some people think the best eight course dinner
is a seven-layer cake
and a cup of coffee.
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Football is a game that would move
much faster if there wasn't a
committee meeting before each play.
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With the size of all those fish
that got away
it is a wonder there is
any room in the lake.
~
If at first you don't succeed,
find out if there is a prize
for the loser.
~
An optimist goes on a fishing trip
carrying a camera and a frying pan.
~
Forget what people think of you.
You're a person.
what do you think of you?
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From the sign in front of Clarion's Church of the Nazarene:
"Geico saves U 15%
Jesus saves U 100%"
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