Today is Wednesday, September 21st, 2011; Karen's Korner #2158

Who doesn't enjoy some of the 'church bulletin bloopers'; sent as pass-alongs; many of them we have seen lots of times. I am going to try to include some which I haven't seen before:
"God has made me laugh, and all who
hear will laugh with me.
  (Genesis 21:6 - NKJV)

  * The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
   make calls on people who are not afflicted with
   any church.

    * Evening massage - 6 p.m.
  * The audience is asked to remain seated until the end
    of the recession.

  *Ushers will eat latecomers

  * The Reverend spoke briefly, much to the
    delight of the audience.

  * Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
    services will be discontinued until further notice.

  * Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
    morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
    Terrible Experience."

   * Today's Sermon:  HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?
    With hymns from a full choir.

  * The 2010 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th
    and 11th.

  * Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to
    church secretary.

  * 8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition
    of several new members and to the deterioration of some
    older ones.

 * The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which
    the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

  * The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
     without musical accomplishment.