Today is Wednesday, September 21st, 2011; Karen's Korner #2158
Who doesn't enjoy some of the 'church bulletin bloopers'; sent as pass-alongs; many of them we have seen lots of times. I am going to try to include some which I haven't seen before:
"God has made me laugh, and all who
hear will laugh with me.
(Genesis 21:6 - NKJV)
* The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not afflicted with
any church.
* Evening massage - 6 p.m.
* The audience is asked to remain seated until the end
of the recession.
*Ushers will eat latecomers
* The Reverend spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.
* Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.
* Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
Terrible Experience."
* Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?
With hymns from a full choir.
* The 2010 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th
and 11th.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to
church secretary.
* 8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition
of several new members and to the deterioration of some
older ones.
* The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which
the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
* The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.
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