Today is Friday, November 25th, 2011; Karen's Korner #2200
Another milestone - wow! 2200!!
How about a little humor?
Taken from a flip calendar titled "365 Great Clean Jokes":
What starts with T,
ends with T,
and is full of T?
Teapot.
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Diner: Waiter! You have your finger on my steak!
Waiter: Well, you don't want it to fall on the floor again, do you?
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Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because the horses would drown.
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What can say every word in every language?
An echo.
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Principal: There is the fourth time you've been in my office this week.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Sam: I'm so glad today is Friday!
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Mitch: Why do you have three pairs of glasses?
Dale: One is for driving;
the second for reading;
and the third is for looking for the other two!
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It is truly said that children brighten a home----
they never turn off the lights.
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Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua. He was the son of Nun.
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Teacher: Please tell me something important that
didn't exist fifty years ago.
Student; Me!!
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What was Noah's profession?
He was an Ark-itect!
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What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck?
Duck, duck, Goose!!
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