Today is Friday, November 25th, 2011; Karen's Korner #2200

Another milestone - wow!  2200!!
 
How about a little humor?
 
Taken from a flip calendar titled "365 Great Clean Jokes":
 
What starts with T,
ends with T,
and is full of T?
 
Teapot.
 
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Diner:  Waiter! You have your finger on my steak!
 
Waiter:  Well, you don't want it to fall on the floor again, do you?
 
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Why don't Amish people water ski?
 
Because the horses would drown.
 
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What can say every word in every language?
 
An echo.
 
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Principal:  There is the fourth time you've been in my office this week.
What do you have to say for yourself?
 
Sam:  I'm so glad today is Friday!
 
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Mitch:  Why do you have three pairs of glasses?
 
Dale:  One is for driving;
the second for reading;
and the third is for looking for the other two!
 
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It is truly said that children brighten a home----
they never turn off the lights.
 
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Which Bible character had no parents?
 
Joshua. He was the son of Nun.
 
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Teacher:  Please tell me something important that
didn't exist fifty years ago.
 
Student;  Me!!
 
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What was Noah's profession?
 
He was an Ark-itect!
 
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What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck?
 
Duck, duck, Goose!!
 
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