Today is Thursday, November 18th, 2004; Karen's Korner #419

 A pass along email which I received this morning from Dorothy Reikens:

Subject: IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all manufactured units,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been termed Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality, or
more commonly known as SIN.  Symptoms of SIN include:
Loss of direction
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish or violent behavior
Depression or confusion
Fearfulness
Idolatry
Rebellion
Foul vocal emissions

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct this SIN defect.  The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.  The toll-free number to call for repair
in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN following the
REPENTANCE procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from Jesus,
directly into the heart
component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will
replace it with:
Love
Joy
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faithfulness
Gentleness
Self-Control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the
use of these fixes.

As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired
units, a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a
resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Spirit.  Repaired units need only make
Him welcome, and He will take up permanent residence on the premises.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in human unit being
permanently impounded.  For free emergency service, call Jesus 24/7.

Thank you for your attention.  Please assist where possible by notifying
others of this important recall.


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