Someone sent me an e-mail titled "Points to Ponder" awhile ago, complete with graphics! I am going to share a handful of them with you:

* Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous;

you will get knocked down by the traffice from both ways.

* To forgive is to set the prisoner free,

and then discover the prisoner was you.

* God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.....

* You'll notice that a turtule only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...

* It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of molehill,

just add a little dirt.

* You have to wonder about humans,

they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

* If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,

you can bet the water bill is higher.

* The best wasy to get even is to forget...

* Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.

* Unless you can creat the WHOLE universe in five days.

Then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!